YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. I know there’s no fucking way I’m the only one it occurred to. This post is rather optimistically entitled ‘#1’ not because it’s not an NFT but because I hope to spot other such importunate clumsycloddedness of the press community in the future and add them to a portfolio which shall be published to widespread acclaim as ‘the absolute acme of the broken-lensed flashbulb that is the human in the grip of post-millennial, post-partal anxiety’ and ‘the zeitgeist in all its gory glory in warped portraits of a strange species in a kind of permanent shock’. Or something along those lines, ya know?