Sarchasm.co.za is the repository of the bilious vitriol, impotent rage, antisocial spleen, scabrous incivility, noxious nihilism, misanthropic mirth, delighted terror, apocalyptic angst, morbid loathing, anhedonic ecstacy, seething spite, putrescent rancour, ebullient cantankerousness, squalid morals, sordid thoughts, corrupted consciousness and foetid philosophy of South Africa’s pre-eminent cynic, satirist, solipsist, curmudgeon and claptrap enthusiast.

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