WELL, THERE IT went and happened. Someone posting as ‘Gipsy Moon’ has unleashed a plague upon the English language which shall ineradicably obliterate it. The cause of death has been revealed as the incurable toxin currently that sword in the past would be a legendary sword. Well, it was nice knowing you. Farewell, old friend. [Cue the saddest, most beautiful kiss-off funeral dirge since Runaway.]